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FCCC March HAPPY HOUR
FCCC members are hereby ordered by legal decree (see Articles of Association, Act 537, Dec 2008 and amended heavily for detail ever since where appropriate) to promptly attend the monthly HAPPY HOUR this coming Friday at the evocatively named Scarlett Bar at G HOTEL, 6-30 till late.
We’ve changed the location this month to throw (ssshhhh!) you know who off the scent.
FCCC card-carriers ordering items numbers 1 thru 13 on the drinks menu with a knowing nod and wink may receive discount on selected beer, wine and spirits.
Anyone drinking or strolling towards the washrooms in a suspicious way will be subjected to gentle eviction by the Wangfujing Retail Therapy Enforcement Community (WFJRTEC).
TV camera crews short of revolutionary goon footage beware: Be nice to the trainee teenage bell hops or you will be denied your drinks’ discount card. The above is classified material.
Eat after reading, wash down with nice cup of jasmine tea.
See you there. No cameras. Oh, okay. Just one or two.
Yours, with a polite shove toward the bar, THE FCCC MANAGEMENT
FCCC Happy Hours are brought to you by Grey Area Entertainment Ltd.
VENUE: Scarlett Wine Bar at Hotel G, No. A7 Gongti Xilu, 工体西路甲7号
DATE: Friday, March 11
TIME: 6:30pm onwards
ENTRANCE: Free. Non-members very welcome as always.