History shows that the FCCC Party is great, glorious and correct. As in 伟大光荣正确.
But your faithful FCCC cadres cannot put on a great, glorious and correct Party without the participation of grassroots members.
We can, however, create the necessary conditions. Please study the following theoretical considerations concerning our December 8 Winter Bash. They will guide you along the correct political line.
Your Party promises Harmonious Society. Therefore, the Party will provide music.
Your Party promotes re-balancing toward a consumption-based model of development. Therefore, the Party will provide a free flow of grog.
Your Party strives for a Moderately Well Off Society. Therefore, the Party will provide finger-foods.
Your Party maintains an appropriately tight monetary policy. Therefore, the Party has kept ticket prices low.
Your Party endorses the Scientific Development Concept. Alas, there is nothing about a disco-themed Winter Bacchanal that even comes close. Therefore, the Party is letting you down on this one.
But hey, 4 out of 5 is still pretty good! That puts us at 80-20. As students of Party history, you know that Chairman Mao himself only scored a 70-30.
So please: Do your duty to obey Party discipline and buy your tickets now!
DATE: Dec 8 (Saturday)
TIME: 8pm-late (free flow drinks from 8-12)
RESERVATION: required at email@example.com
VENUE: SWITCH! Grill – 工体北路 66 号瑞士公寓 2 号楼 1 层 Dongzhong Street, Dongcheng, Beijing, China 66 GongTi Bei Lu in the Regentland (across from the Swissotel)
TICKETS: 220 RMB member – 270 RMB non member – each member can by two member tickets, no sale at the door
Ticket price after midnight: free FCCC members, 80 RMB for non members at the door
Tickets can be purchased at FCCC event Thursday 6 and Friday 7 between the hours of 5pm and 8pm. If you can’t make it to The Bookworm for any of the above dates, send us your details and we might be able to arrange for delivery. However, please bear in mind that our resources are limited, so we cannot guarantee that you will receive the tickets in time. The best way to make certain is to drop by The Bookworm and pick them up in person.